Bong O’ Noodles anyone?: Glass pipes & other smoking apparatus that will give you the munchies
The beautiful ramen noodle bowl bong. Get it here.
As the legalization of marijuana spreads like a wonderful, happy cloud of Pineapple Super Silver Haze across the country, other businesses adjacent to pot production have boomed. I wrote about the expansion of the glass blowing community in Washington State previously on Dangerous Minds thanks to the help of legalization here five years ago, and much like the recreational industry, it hasn’t slowed down. I’ve been a bit desperate for anything to distract my ears and eyes from the news, and know I’m not alone in this quest. So here’s what we are going to do—we are going to take a look at some wildly creative bongs and glass pipes modeled after food because as all stoners know, it’s fun to smoke weed out of things you can eat.
The image which launched this stony-ship of a post was referenced in the title and is pictured above—a functional bong that looks like a delicious cup of ramen noodles with all the fixings really exists. This find logically sent me off in search of other foodie-styled smoking apparati. Being intrepidly curious is a blessing and a curse and it’s unclear to me how much time I actually spent in dank Internet alleys looking for a bong modeled after a loaded taco before I found one, but it was worth it. You can see the glorious glass taco bong, his pal the glass banana pipe, as well as one shaped just like 1/2 an avocado because, hipsters ruin everything. I’ve included links where you can pick up most of the items in this post along with the images below.
The taco rig. Source.
Donut-shaped glass pipes. Made by KGB in good-old Maine, these pipes are the size of an actual donut. See them all here.
The avocado pipe. BTW, it’s 89.99 when available.
Cheeseburger pipe. Get it here.
The “Frankburner” hot dog pipe. Get it here.
Of course there’s a pizza pipe. Get it here.
The ultimate wake and bake accessory, the eggs and bacon pipe. More info here.
Since we’re on the topic of breakfast, here’s another bacon and eggs-themed pipe. Get it here.
Green apple pipes. Get them here.
“The Pineapple Express.” Get it here.
Millions of peaches, peaches for pot. Assorted colors, get them here.
An intriguing cherry-themed pipe. More info here.
“Mellow Yellow” banana-shaped pipe. Get it here.
A red pepper pipe. Get it here.
Ice cream cone pipe. Get it here.
Snow cone glass pipe. Get it here.
A lollipop pipe. Get it here.
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Get stoned with Santa and the Grinch! Awesome Christmas-themed bongs and pipes
Mind-blowing functional glass bongs of Stephen Hawking, Edgar Allan Poe, Die Antwoord & more
Step inside the Mothership: The art of $uper high-end bongs
Nostalgic glass bongs for people of a certain age
Ceramic pipes of Frank Zappa, Hunter S. Thompson, Cthulhu, The Dude and many more!
Ornate erotic pipes to help enhance your post-coital smoke
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